He is an equal opportunity slut.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
