kristin has been a bad kristin
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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