what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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