please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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