This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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