He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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