So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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