hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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