I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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