She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
My cat gives me a boner
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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