I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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