Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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