May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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