Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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