I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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