thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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