weddingsv make me drug and hornr
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
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