I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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