Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Randomize
