why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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