My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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