You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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