I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
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Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
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Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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