I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
