I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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