her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
