just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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