the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Drake has all the answers
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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