I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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