wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
