we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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