your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
