Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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