Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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