i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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