is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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