hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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