I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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