the new term for farting is butt boxing.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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