Midget sex pt 2 tonight
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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