Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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