Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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