Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
The feeling are messing with the penis
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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