is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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