i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Dicks are not precious.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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