I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Randomize
