too bad you live with your parents still
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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