Already got asked if we're dating
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You're completely useless in the revolution.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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