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new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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