is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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